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Post by damon on Aug 17, 2011 3:11:19 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» .... I'm sorry I don't follow» You made a typo» You said not» Ew. Shoes.» Ew. Clothes» BTW, going out and finding someone with a STD then sending her to me does not count» And if a chick goes prego, we have to wait till birth so we can see if it's mine
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 18, 2011 1:01:31 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Uh...nope.
- - -That is not a typo. I'm sure of it
- - - Shoes and clothes are not 'ew'.
- - - You know. I was reading in some magazine that a stiletto has the can stab someone.
- - - It has the same effect as a knife.
- - - Talk about killer heels.
- - - Dammit
- - - I was so going to that
- - - I know this girl who has a STD.
- - - Wanna fuck her?
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Post by damon on Aug 18, 2011 7:17:05 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Oh... well then you're wrong» Why does no one think I'm perfect» Is everyone that jealous? Damn...» I knew that...» When you get them chucked at your head, you learn» All I said was 'you look like a pretty dude' and then BAM. Shoe.» Ha. Ha. Very funny. Is she hot?» I was uh- being funny. Yeah. I didn't mean to type that. I meant, 'ew no I won't go!'
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 28, 2011 17:48:02 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Hah.
- - -You've been hit with a shoe.
- - - What an achievement indeed.
- - - Define 'hot'.
- - - Because she's pretty enough that guys wouldn't mind she had an STD and sleep with her.
- - - So I'm sure you would sleep with her too.
- - - ...No?
- - - Fine.
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Post by damon on Aug 28, 2011 20:01:59 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Thowing shoes are dangerous!» I could have died...» You see, STDs are a complete turn off» One of those turnoffs where no matter how hot she is, you can't do her» Because all thats in the back of my mind is 'gential warts'» How would I get a boner off of that?!» And theres no way the prego thing is happening. So I consider myself already the winner
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Post by aphrodite on Sept 2, 2011 13:47:04 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - But you've been in several different scenarios where you could have died
- - - Look at you. Still alive.
- - - What an achievement indeed.
- - - Haha. I agree
- - - Having sex, for a guy without a boner, is like playing pool with a rope
- - - Think about it for a bit if you don't understand,
- - - Winner? Oh no no
- - - You are going o get a girl pregnant. I know it.
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Post by damon on Sept 3, 2011 17:09:00 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Its because no one wants the best man in the world to die» So it always have me live through scenarios» Yeah, I caught that» I think it's impossible to actually... I haven't tried it. It'll be my next task» What makes you think that'll happen?!'» I'm super safe when it comes to that» I mean, I've had my scares but they never fall through...
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Post by aphrodite on Sept 4, 2011 23:41:57 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Hahah! Best man in the world?
- - - That's a joke.....right?
- - - Try what?
- - - Playing pool with a rope?
- - - Or having sex without a boner?
- - - Cause either one is impossible.
- - - And you've slept with too much women.
- - - Its about time you get one pregnant.
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Post by damon on Sept 5, 2011 5:08:41 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Is there something funny in what I said?» I do tend to make people laugh all the time without meaning to. One of my oh so many gifts» Well, both, I guess» It's never going to happen» Because of one simple fact of life:» GOD IS NOT THAT CRUEL!» To children anyways
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Post by aphrodite on Oct 11, 2011 22:41:59 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Many gifts?
- - - More like...one of the very few.
- - - You're not a child.
- - - You're grown man!
- - - and god is just that cruel.
- - - Oh so very cruel
- - - Think about it.
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Post by damon on Oct 13, 2011 4:18:52 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» No, I have many gifts. You're my sister so you don't to get to see some» But yeah, nothing but gifts. Where have you been? Living in your own world?» I didn't mean me you dumbass!» I meant the kid's life» He would go through fucking hell» No. I believe that our God is fucking awesome and grants me m amazing gifts
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Post by aphrodite on Oct 13, 2011 13:36:40 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Oh boo hoo.
- - - Where have I been? Let's see...
- - - I've been getting a life.
- - - .....and I got kidnapped.
- - - That's probably my only excuse.
- - - God is so very cruel to kids! think about those teenagers who get knocked up.
- - - Grants you amazing gifts?
- - - Like what? Drugs? Money? Girls?
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Post by damon on Oct 14, 2011 20:19:16 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Does getting a life mean doing nothing fun? » Because that sounds like you might as well jump off of something. I mean, no fun? GROSS!» I'm worst than a fucking teenager. I mean, I've learned I just need to focus on myself» Kid would not be taken care of» What gift's DON'T I have?» All that plus my amazing kind nature, patient, truthfulness, you know. Everything
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Post by aphrodite on Oct 23, 2011 17:42:45 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - No fun? Oh hell no.
- - - I been having lots of fun.
- - - And I need to tell you something....
- - - Uh. Another reason why I haven't been online for a while.
- - - I got a life and that means, I have a boyfriend.
- - - Patient? Kind?
- - - Lies.
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Post by damon on Oct 24, 2011 0:52:52 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» You still don't know the definition of fun, do you? » Like, m, I'm the greatest god of fun» Greek gods made a typo when they said that purple guy was the god of partying and wine. They meant to same Damon Ellis» Oh fuck you're not pregnant are you» HAHAHA! A BOYFRIEND» Good one. That actually made me laugh. I'm still laughing. I would even type  if wasn't fucking gay
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Post by aphrodite on Oct 24, 2011 1:05:17 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Greek gods don't make typos.
- - - Or I sure hope they don't
- - - NO NO NO.
- - - Not pregnant.
- - - I'm smart enough to use birth control.
- - - Y-you think this is a joke?
- - - Damon.
- - - I'm serious. I have a boyfriend.
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