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Post by damon on Jul 28, 2011 5:56:05 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Okay, got abs, eyes, and a big penis. I'm good. » Gotta perfect the rest of me» Yes I've slept with her!» Sheesh, who do you take me for?» I've noticed that all my fuck buddies are starting to get boyfriends...» What's up with that?!
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Post by aphrodite on Jul 28, 2011 6:02:13 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Big penis? Pft
- - - More like a three incher
- - - Sure...you have a big penis.
- - - Note the sarcasm
- - - You haven't slept with a couple of girls.
- - - Hmm...
- - - Your fuck buddies found better people to fuck
- - - You've been replaced.
- - - D'aww. Don't feel bad
- - -I'm sure you'll find others to fuck.
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Post by damon on Jul 28, 2011 6:11:37 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Excuse me? I've seen that thing more recontly than you have » nine incher» The couple of girls that are my friends. Not hairstylist» I see that better  Can't get better than me» *whines* but they were REALLY good!» Thats why they had stars next to their names in MY book!
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 6, 2011 5:23:03 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Hot damn
- - - That's huge
- - - What did you use? Viagra?
- - - Or is it 'all natural'?
- - - Stars?
- - - Is that your way of ranking them?
- - - And apparently there weren't stars by your name in their book.
- - - Oh boo.
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Post by damon on Aug 6, 2011 6:33:44 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» ALL NATURAL! » Yes. It's huge. Thank you. No you can't see it O.o» What else am I suppose to do? Fucking put a heart by their name?» I don't have a star» I have a 'I WANT TO FUCK HIM AGAIN' by my name» It has a ring... Damon Ellis- the guy I want to fuck again... I think I just turned myself on a little
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 7, 2011 4:23:28 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Ew. No.
- - - I wasn't even going to ask if I could see it or not.
- - - You could highlight their name with some pretty neon highlighter.
- - - Or I don't know. Rank the top ones with numbers?
- - - Haha. Sure.
- - - A 'I WANNA FUCK HIM AGAIN'?
- - - So you were that bad good that those chicks needed a new guy?
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Post by damon on Aug 7, 2011 16:39:41 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Well I can't read your sick twisted mind! » Just thought I'd clarify...» NO! It's just girls got all these stupid fucking feelings» Like  he is such a GREAT guy! He's my soulmate!» My soulmate= completely dry martini » Sometimes... the couple can go without MONTHS of... sex O.O COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT?!
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 8, 2011 0:45:00 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Excuse me?
- - - YOU'RE the one who had the sick, twisted mind
- - - Yes. I could imagine that.
- - - Sex is an essential for you, yes?
- - - I'm guessing that you need to go to rehab.
- - - To tame your addiction to sex
- - - It's unhealthy, really,
- - - I mean I'm just waiting for that one day you knock up some chick of get an STD, just you could just be scared to sleep around.
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Post by damon on Aug 8, 2011 0:55:07 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Yeah and we're related » The sick twisted mind is a gene thing» Look at our aunts and uncles and cousins O.o» You can? Wow. I feel bad for you now. Poor sissy!» O.o Just becuase YOU can't get laid doesn't mean I have an addiction» And for the final time, I'm not getting any chick knocked up or STD or... anything
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 8, 2011 1:08:59 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - You're right
- - - It is a gene thing
- - - I've seen it happen too, people going on without sex
- - - I mean look at mom and dad for example.
- - - I could so get laid if I wanted to.
- - - I'm starting a bet. I'm putting fifty bucks on it
- - - That you get an STD or some chick prego in...six months.
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Post by damon on Aug 8, 2011 3:08:50 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Exactally, look at mom and dad» They're fucking weird» And I'm defintally not going to be whipped again » Hmm....» I'll take that but one hundred bucks says for a year» I need a hundred dollars so I might as well make this bet
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 13, 2011 5:10:02 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Whipped Damon..hm..
- - - That was definitely a weird 'stage' you went through.
- - - Very weird.
- - - Deal. Deal.
- - - Hundred bucks for a year.
- - - What are you going to do with those hundred bucks?
- - - More drugs or stuffing it down stripper's panties?
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Post by damon on Aug 14, 2011 0:51:28 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Our high school years were weird O.o» We were weird fucking kids who thought they knew everything» Not proud of it» Why can't I do both?» If I get the fifties in ones, than it'll be easier» Oh, and by the way, writing two zeros at the end of a 1 dollar bill does not make it a hundred. It SHOULD but alas
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 14, 2011 23:30:18 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Hate to break it to you
- - - But we still act that way. Sometimes
- - - I wouldn't spend my money on stupid stuff like that.
- - - Damn. I was so going to do that
- - - I have to hand over a hundred bucks if you win this bet?
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Post by damon on Aug 15, 2011 3:02:32 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» No, I know everything now» It's cause I'm perfect, you know» Oh fine, I'll bite» *fake smile* what would you, dear sister, spend the hundred dollars on?» Cops are all judgemental when you try that! No sense of humor» That is the deal. Don't you dare back out
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Post by aphrodite on Aug 16, 2011 23:37:46 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Mr. Damon Ellis is not perfect-o
- - - I would give you some kind of lecture but I don't want to start sounding like mom.
- - - Pft. What else would I spend my money on?
- - - Clothes? Shoes? All that kind of girly stuff?
- - - Fine.
- - - I won't back out
- - - I'm determined to win this bet.
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Can't get better than me
he is such a GREAT guy! He's my soulmate!