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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 5:01:54 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Whoa, is she actually online?» Yes! It's my long lost sister!» HEY BITCH ANSWER ME!» Luv you!!!!
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 22, 2011 15:47:06 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center] - - - Uh. Hell.
- - -It's you.
- - - Long lost? Pft. My ass. You fell off the face of earth. |
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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 20:01:47 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Nah, you just had your head up in the clouds with the snotty group» That's what you say to your ol' brother after all this time?» Uh hell?
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 22, 2011 20:10:20 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - -'uh hell' is a better greeting than 'hey bitch. answer me' in all caps.
- - - What have you been up to, you brat?
- - - Sleeping with everything that walks and talks and has a vag?
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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 20:16:13 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Aww, come on, you know just because I call someone a bitch mean they really are! It's just like... a female dog, right?» Wow, I'm a little offended you have such a low opinion of me» And yes, I have. All but one that got away. Sad day.» By the way, I got you a necklace. Your welcome
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 22, 2011 20:25:43 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - A little offended? Aw.
- - -You'll get over it
- - - Boo hoo.
- - - Oh? A necklace? I'm flattered.
- - - Wait...a second...What do you want?
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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 21:02:57 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Please, you can't offend me. I have a shield with me at all times» It's called my ego» I don't want anything!» I just don't have anything to do with the damn thing.» Just don't expect a gift receipt
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 22, 2011 21:10:03 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - You could give it to your girlfriend.
- - - Wait. Oh. I forgot. You don't have one.
- - - Oops.
- - - Last one you had, you burned down her house as a surprise present.
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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 21:18:06 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» -.-» I could have just lit her ass on fire, huh?» OH WAIT! Thats what YOU do» I'll just give the necklace to one of my fwb» Which means Friends with benifits... which you better now have dear sister 
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 22, 2011 21:31:31 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - .___.
- - - I'll just light your ass on fire the next time I see you..
- - - Or maybe something else.
- - - I'll make sure you can't make babies or pass down the Ellis line.
- - - I'm pretty sure that'll be a relief for your 'fwb's
- - - Maybe not..
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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 21:42:51 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» HEY! HEY!» I object to that! It's not like I can burn off your boobs, its not fair» If you couldn't give me kids, you'd be doing me a favor» Could you live with yourself if you discovered you did your brother a favor?
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 22, 2011 21:49:25 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Don't worry. It'll be just like vasectomy -- or whatever its called -- except ten times more painful.
- - - And you might end up losing your man parts.
- - - There goes your manly pride.
- - - ....what..?
- - - I'll be doing YOU a favor? HELL NO. NO. NO.
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Post by damon on Jun 22, 2011 21:54:49 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Oh boo! No balls! Then I'll be like dad!» Only YOU could talk about your brother's junk with a straight face» And bahaha! Look at you! I don't want kiddies!» I also get 'aww, poor Damon, let me hold you' from just about any chica
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 23, 2011 4:18:25 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Not everyone has the skill to do that, talk about burning their brother's junk with a straight face.
- - - It's a gift. Really.
- - - You mean like that one 'chica' who were you shoving your tongue down her throat?
- - - I really doubted her gender. I thought she was a man.
- - - I mean, c'mon. She had a unibrow and a cleft chin.
- - -Damon. Seriously? I know my little brother can do WAY better than that.
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Post by damon on Jun 23, 2011 4:35:08 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» I'd call it a curse. Because it's just...weird» Sick and weird» Excuse me, but I have a LOT of chicas in my life» You're thinking of that one from Rhode Island! I swear to god, she was a girl. She was just kind of high on steriods with no boobs. Needless to say, it wasn't my best hookup» From what it looks like, I'm doing a lot better than my SISTER... Not Rowan or Riley, hint hint
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 23, 2011 4:45:57 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Oh? Me?
- - - At least I choose the more..attractive ones.
- - - I'm picky
- - - Unlike someone I know.
- - - You would sleep with any chick that is dtf. (down to fuck)
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