LYR, colivar ramirus

[cuppy4]

COLIVAR RAMIRUS LYR !?

’you think you’re cooler than me'

hey there! so, tell us all about you... let's start off with the basics. what do we need to know?

"um, well, first thing you should know, sweetheart, is that my name is colivar ramirus lyr. i go by coli to my close friends, or maybe lyr. in any case, i guess i look about twenty - four. dunno, really, but i'm a few thousand years old. i lost track after a while, honestly. i'm a demon. male, if you can't tell by my voice as well as the fact that i have a dick. i guess you can call me pansexual. i don't really care for gender too much. as for this stupid war, i'll just tag along with whoever's winning. i'm not neutral, but . . . i do tend to switch sides a lot. i guess you could say, i'm on my own side. "

so, a little birdy told me that you're pretty gorgeous... describe yourself.

" first of all, a lot of people think i look like tommy cox. i don't see it, though. i mean, i've been around for much longer than he has, so shouldn't HE look like ME? in any case, i have dark brown hair. it goes in whatever the hell style i want it to be in, sweetheart, and it does what it wants. it's kind of rough sometimes, but i can usually fix that. my eyes are hazel, last time i checked. i'm six feet and two inches tall, and i think i weigh around a hundred and seventy pounds. i'm fairly slim but i have some muscle to me. i have a bunch of tattoos scattered around, and if you'd like to see them, sweetheart, then i'd be willing to show you but i forget what most of them are. i'm sure i have a few scars that i don't know of, but the biggest one runs across the front of my torso. i like dressing classy most of the time, but i can relax a lot. it depends on my mood as to what i wear, just like most people, eh?"

i'm sure that your personality is something else completely, tell me all about your self, can't wait to hear it!

" this is a toughie, sweetheart. some of the things i like: smoking, reading, writing, drinking, cooking, spring, cello, nighttime, and banana cream pie. some things i don't like: withdraw, chocolate, roses, summer, idiots, religious people, Twilight series, and badly written novels and television shows. i guess some strengths i have can be that i am actually extremely smart, handy with whatever i'm given, and i can usually get what i want. i probably shouldn't be telling you, sweetheart, but i'll tell you my weaknesses anyway: i'm passionate with a select few things, i'm not very loyal, and i tend to get myself in trouble by talking. i tend to call people 'sweetheart' but i also sigh. a lot. who wouldn't, with all these idiots around? i'm afraid of death - of course - losing my cello, and of idiots inheriting the earth. secretly, i'd love to be able to trust someone enough to actually let someone know me. i desire love and the ability to feel, but that second will most likely never happen. in case you haven't been able to tell, i'm a pretty sarcastic person. other people tend to get annoyed with that, too. i'm typically very solitary but i'll deal with imbeciles every once in a while if i have to. i feel life is just a living hell, or a hell above the true hell. it's ridiculous how similar it is, and how much worse this place is. i rather dislike people, and the only thing i dislike more than people would have to be religious people, really. "

i would love to hear about your past, i'm sure it's oh so interesting...

" my family? don't really have any. had a few kids here and there but none of them lasted that long. my guess is that the mother of them died long ago as well. as for parents, never really knew them. i don't even know if i really had any parents. i'm actually extremely rich, if you can believe it. i have a variety of pets, my favorite being the husky that i have, that i named ghost. he's a very good dog, mostly because i trained him to be so. why are you so nosy, anyhow?

i wasn't one of the 'original' demons, but i was in the first generation of the demons that were. basically, both my parents were born in heaven. when i was an infant, my parents tried to see if the angels would take me in, but of course they didn't. after that, my parents sold me off to the highest bidder. needless to say, he wasn't a very nice man. i guess the human word for it is a 'pedophile'? i think that's what he was, anyway, sweetheart. he was an original like my parents. nasty fellow, he was. didn't know what personal space was if it chopped his balls off. then again, those things were so used i don't think anything would have gone near it in his final days.

the man i was sold to died a few dozen years after i arrived. i heard that one of the older boys finally had enough and killed him. wish i'd been the one to do it, though. after he died, the dozen boys he'd had were separated. i went off to work as a butler for some fancy - ass family. they lived in the human world, too - it was horrible at first. i'd hated seeing the filthy humans running around, thinking they were the best. i was maybe a few hundred years old when this happened, but i don't remember clearly. it was with that family that i stayed with for a long time, though, and them that i learned for my love - and brilliant talent - with the cello. and i swear to god if you misspell or mispronounce that wrong i will cut you.

ahem. it was a long time before the hunters found the family and slaughtered them like cattle. fortunately, i was out of the house on that day; the mister had tried to punish me, so i ran away for the day. i got back to see the entire place burning to the ground. beautiful site, eh? in any case, that's when my real life began. i was finally free - no master to take advantage of me or control me. i traveled the world, then. saw things no one alive can even remember. saw things that history has long forgotten or misinterpreted. of course, along the way i picked myself up a gorgeous instrument by the name of seryna. she has a pixie carved into the scroll and is made out of the most beautiful, rich, dark wood . . . and that's all you need to know, ya, sweetheart? "

who is the amazing mastermind behind the likes of you?

" i am the epic CUPCAKE. sixteen. female. pacific time, GMT +8. i have nikki carter, lief snow, and shyv fortune. :3 "

just look at lief's app...

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