Post by jossur on Jul 29, 2011 4:50:51 GMT
JOSSUR ETHRAEL CAIN !?
'Always laughing in the midst of power.'
'Always laughing in the midst of power.'
hey there! so, tell us all about you... let's start off with the basics. what do we need to know?
"Hm? Oh. I suppose I should answer that. I'm Jossur Ehtrael Cain. Call me Joss, baby. I'm two hundred and seventy three and a half, though I look about twenty five. I'm a guy. Obviously. I'm also a demon, though I'd say I'm more Chaotic than pure Evil. I do have my moments, though. Just watch.. I like chicks, girls, women, gals and ladies. I'm on the dark side of this war, because humans? They're pathetic. Just not worth the air they breathe."
so, a little birdy told me that you're pretty gorgeous... describe yourself.
"I don't know where that little birdy got his information but.... heh.... He was right. I am pretty damn gorgeous, if you ask me. A lot of the ladies say I look like some guy named Matt Bomer, but I am totally hotter. Don't even get what they see in that guy. I've got shaggy brown hair (which is extremely touchable and well styled if you ask me), blue eyes (except when I'm doing something particularlyfunevil, they're black), and generally some form of facial hair. I hear the ladies are into that nowadays. I'm an athletic type, all lean muscle. About 5'11... 170 pounds... I've got a scar running across my chest, which I've been told is rather attractive. I can typically be found in some dark wash jeans and a dress shirt. Sometimes a tie, sometimes not. I do love my suits, though. Suits equal power, ladies. Remember that."
i'm sure that your personality is something else completely, tell me all about your self, can't wait to hear it!
"You wanna hear about little ol' me? Well, I am flattered. Trust me. I'm a vain sonofabitch, in case you haven't notice. All about the confidence.I've probably got too much, actually.You can never have enough confidence. I'm probably a bit of an ass, but again? Arrogance is hot, right? So I've been told. I can be quite the trickster, joker, liar. Oh, I'm a klepto. I steal shit for fun.
I like half truths, backhanded compliments, smirking, espresso, the night time, moonlight, the smell of books, satin, and women. Lots of them. I don't like brutal honesty, bright day light, shy people, goody-goodies, humans, super floral perfume, or kumquats. Seriously. What kind of a name for a fruit is that? Blech. I tend to mess with my hair a lot. I also crack my knuckles obsessively, and rock back and forth when I'm nervous. I am afraid of not being attractive, not being wanted, and rabbits. They are disturbingly cute. Don't ask. I want to prove that I can be a good manipulative demon if I wanna. I'm secretly afraid I'm going to fall in love. That would be so embarrassing.
In regards to other people, let's get one thing straight. I'm out for me. If I'm talking to you, you have something I want. I'm not interesting in bettering the world or any of that bullshit. I'm just gonna do what's good for me at any given time. Oh yeah, the war's probably gonna be in the end of everything, but I'm cool with that. My side'll win."
i would love to hear about your past, i'm sure it's oh so interesting...
"Ah, the inevitable discussion of the past. Right. Let's get this over and done with. I'm not particularly comfortable with this. I'm a born demon, which means my parents were originals. They had wings once. I've seen the scars. I don't even have those, so I'm kind of jealous. Just a little. Never really did the whole 'Mom' and 'Dad' thing. When I spoke to them, they were Saphira and Fenil to me. I had a sister. Jezebel. Story is a Hunter got her. Don't want to talk about her more than I have to. No other people of significance. Kind of a lone wolf, ya know?
As far as personal history, story's pretty simple. Saph and Fen had me a long while ago, when actually producing offspring was still the thing to do. I was an adorable kid, though I had a thing for swiping silverware. Started the klepto thing, I think, and also my preference for shiny stuff. Grew up in a small town in New York, pretending that my family wasn't something out of a fairy tale gone wrong. Usually failed at that when I set something on fire or broke someone's mind. Yeah. I was trouble.
I aged pretty rapidly for a demon, after that. Just before my twenty second birthday, this hunter chick showed up. Saph tried to barricade the door, keep her out... but this chick was awesome. Kicked the door in, fought past Fen, went for Jezzie. Last thing I remember about that night was jumping at the girl with the nearest sharp object for a weapon. She physically kicked me out of the air and was on me before I could blink. Her knife went slice and I was out from blood loss way too soon for my comfort level. When I woke up, the 'rents and Jezzie were gone. Blood everywhere. Things like that... I.... haven't spoken to my family since.
I think I matured rather well after that, all on my own. Fought some wars, conquered some nations, lost some land. Normal shit for someone who lives forever, I guess. Eventually, I moved to this human-infested town called Manuka to get away from some people. Got a sweet bachelor pad, so now I'm just skating through life. I have a cat to keep me company. She's my baby, a pretty little tortoiseshell. Her's name's Azrael, typically frilly-super name. Thought it was funny. She doesn't respond to it, though. Only responds to Azzie. That's my girl. Eternity's gonna be pretty long living like this, but I think we're gonna make it."
who is the amazing mastermind behind the likes of you?
"I was created by the lovely Miss Avvie. She's pretty cool for a human. She also has some stupid angel girl. Paris? Tokyo? ....oh right. London."See London's bio! <3
