Post by RILEY PRESTON ELLIS on Aug 20, 2011 3:02:32 GMT
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hey there! so, tell us all about you... let's start off with the basics. what do we need to know?
"Well, there’s really not much about me you really need to know. Why would you really need any information about me anyways? *sighs* But okay, for the sake of this…interview thing, my name is Riley. Oh you have to be joking. Full name? Fine, it’s Riley Preston Ellis. Yes, Ellis. I know it’s a rather infamous name by now. And no, I don’t have any damn nicknames. Anyways, I am obviously a male if you can’t tell by the huge bulge in my fucking pants and the fact that I don’t have tits. *mumbles and shakes his head* My sexuality? Is this some kind of joke? Are you trying to say that I look gay? Well I’m not. I’m as straight as they come and don’t forget it. Alliance… Did you not hear that I’m an Ellis? Obviously I’m on the dark side of this war you moron. All of the Ellis’ are. And I’m a firetamer just like the rest of them, too."
so, a little birdy told me that you're pretty gorgeous... describe yourself.
"Gorgeous? Are you trying to make a move on me or something? What the hell? I mean, it’s true, but Jesus… Can we get a girl to interview me now? This is just awkward. No? Well then could you at least tone it down some, I’d rather not be here anyways, and you aren’t making it any better by hitting on me. *sighs again* Okay, well a few people have told me I look a lot like this guy named Francisco Lachowski who I think is some kind of model. But I, of course look much better than him. I have brown hair, the front half is longer, like my bangs or whatever, and the back is cut shorter. I have brown eyes, too. I’m 6’2.5” and I weigh 189 pounds. I might be a little skinny, but no one fucks with me. I’m able to easily take on my own battles. I guess you could say a distinguishing feature would be my high cheekbones. My mom always says they’re nice or something. I don’t know about a ‘style’ but I just like to wear pants and shirts. I don’t know how to describe my clothes, they’re just shirts and stuff. Like button ups I guess. Anyways, what’s next I’m ready to leave."
i'm sure that your personality is something else completely, tell me all about yourself, can't wait to hear it!
"Um, okay… *looks at the interviewer like he is crazy* Well, some people think I come off as a little bit of an ass, but it’s unintentional. Most of the time I’m a cool guy, but if you mess with me or my family I will hurt you. *clears his throat* Okay, well some likes? I don’t know… I mean I definitely like girls. I don’t like getting into relationships. I think they’re just complete bullshit. Um, let’s see… Shit this is harder than I thought. Well, I mean I definitely like being a firetamer. And I like that I am good with my fire. I definitely worked hard at mastering it, so I know I work hard. I guess you could count that as a strength. Um, another like would have to be people that are able to make me laugh. I really hate boring people. My mom told me that when you get to know me I become this, like, outgoing and fun person, but I’m closed off or something. Whatever the hell that means. Okay, let’s see… I guess another like would be sports, even though they’re played by humans. It’s entertaining. Okay, that’s five, right? A dislike… Well, other than being picked on my Aphrodite, I basically just hate humans. They’re worthless. I also hate it when people like being dumb. That really pisses me off. Like who the hell wants to be ignorant? Why do you insist on being a complete idiot? Ditsy people. I hate people that have nothing but air in their heads. *sighs getting annoyed* I also hate it when people smack their food. What, did you grow up with no manners whatsoever or something? Annoying…
I think a strength would be curiosity. If I’m curious about something, I figure it out. And I’m blunt, although that could possibly be a weakness, too. But I’ll count it as a strength. I think I’m pretty good with women, too. I’ve had my fair share, and I’m usually nicer to the ones I want to sleep with *laughs*. And then, of course, fire. I think some weaknesses would be a girl with really nice legs. That’s usually what I look at first. Hm, I think any one of my family members would have to count as a weakness, but especially Rowan. I am particularly protective over her because that’s an older brother’s job. And candy. Holy shit I love candy, as childish as that may seem. I have the mouth of a sailor, and I run my hand through my hair. That’s a habit, right? But anyways, what’s next? Oh fears. Well, other than losing a family member, I would have to say spiders. I hate spiders, and I will burn the shit out of one if it comes anywhere near me. Um, a secret. Well, let’s see… I would have to say that a secret would have to be that one night I, um… *shifts awkwardly in his seat and whispers speedily* kind of went to bed with a guy and his girlfriend. Anyways, a desire… I want to go to Europe. Random, but I’ve always wanted to go.
Well, I guess after you get to know me, I’m more of the random type. Like one minute I’ll be on my way home, and then I’ll think of something and go somewhere in the complete opposite direction. I think I might have that weird ADD shit, but I don’t know for sure. And there’s no way I’m letting some asshat try to diagnose me. Anyways, sometimes I like to smoke, but I don’t really do it much. I only do it when I feel like it, which really isn’t that often. Mostly when I’m at a club, or right after sex. That’s always the best time for one. Hm, well I mean, I’m nice. But I can come off as an asshole at first because people are just annoying. So that’s it. What’s next?"
i would love to hear about your past, i'm sure it's oh so interesting...
"Are you fucking kidding me? You want to hear about my entire fucking family? Alright, I’m out. It was nice to talk to you. *stands up to leave but then sighs* Fucking—Alright fine. *huffs a little* Well, my mom was Alastrina and my dad was Florentine. Yeah, they got married and had us four kids. *sits down again* They were High School sweethearts, if you must know… Anyways, Aphrodite was the first, the demon spawn if you ask me. She is always messing with me. Anyways, then there’s Damon who acts like he’s some badass mother fucker, which I don’t buy at all. Then they had me, and then Rowan, who is as innocent as they come. And you better fucking believe she is going to stay innocent. Aph is 23, Damon is 21, I’m 20, and Row is 16. Anyways, that’s my family.
Are you shitting me? You want fucking details? What the fuck… *shakes his head* Well, we are a rich family, just like every Eliis family. I mean, my childhood was normal, you know. Aph picked on me some, Damon did his own thing, I looked out for Rowan. Nothing really all that big happened to us when we were growing up. I mean, when I turned eighteen, I left the family and went down Los Angeles, but I only stayed there for a year. It was too filled fucking assholes and humans and not enough firetamers. But basically while I was in LA, I met this chick that got me into some drugs and helped move my alcoholism move along, but it got old after a while, and I left her. I got over the addiction to weed, but I still drink. Anyways, I came back to this shithole called home, Manuka. Now I’m here and just living every day to its fullest or some bullshit like that. Anyways, are we done here? I’ve told you everything. Great. bye."
who is the amazing mastermind behind the likes of you?
"ARGH. It’s ye swashbuckling pirate here, Swarley. I have all of KENTLEY MAE AUSTIN, FLETCHER OCTAVIUS O’ RILEY, CASSIDY LEIGH LOVETT, CRASEN WILLAMINA HOLLOWAY, and KEELY JANE CASTLE. "I stole the other words. They’re with the rest of my booty.
