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Post by damon on Jun 23, 2011 4:53:29 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Excuses excuses» You say I'd fuck anything like it was a BAD thing!» Well I'm picky when I'm sober» But when I'm drunk, they kinda all look the same» I'd figure YOU know something about THAT
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 23, 2011 4:59:12 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - -coughscoughs-
- - - I was pissed drunk. Can't blame me.
- - - I wasn't thinking right.
- - - But /most/ of my hookups were, I'm sure, better than yours.
- - - Anywhos, did you knock up anyone yet?
- - - or get some STD from some chicks?
- - - ...what? I'm curious
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Post by damon on Jun 23, 2011 20:30:40 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Pissed drunks are no fun» Way too serious» Most of your hookups were guys! Ew!» Wait, right? They were mostly guys right?» No STDs. And I REALLY hope there isn't some mysterious kid out there.» Way to get me paranoid» Chicks are so lucky. They can TELL if they're knocked up so you don't have to worry everytime an ex calls
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 28, 2011 16:06:32 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - .___.
- - - Right...
- - - The only time as ex calls if he wants to hook up again
- - - or he is calling to complain about the sheets I burned...
- - - yeah...
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Post by damon on Jun 29, 2011 2:24:13 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Psh, guys get that same trama!» We have to listen to bitches bitch» Well MY ex doesn't call» If she did she'd probably have the same complaint» Firetamers have it even harder
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 29, 2011 16:16:09 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Aren't you lucky?
- - - Lucky you.
- - - Well. That's one thing we can agree on.
- - - Firetamers have a much more difficult time.
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Post by damon on Jun 30, 2011 6:15:33 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Nah, it's nothing but talent» I thought that was obvious» We have such a hard life» I mean, we may eventually have to work to make money!
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Post by aphrodite on Jun 30, 2011 16:52:58 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - ...wait..?
- - - You don't work?
- - - You're a grown ass man. Get a job.
- - - I know mom and dad are loaded, but gosh.
- - - Get a job.
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Post by damon on Jul 1, 2011 0:30:27 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» You don't have one either because prostitute doesn't count» Why would I get a job?» I may have to get up before noon! » I'm a generally happy person and waking up early would spoil that, don't you think?
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Post by aphrodite on Jul 1, 2011 5:03:45 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Hypothetically speaking, if I was a prostitute, I'll still be making money.
- - - More than you, of course.
- - - That would be another achievement,
- - - Not a day person? Get a night job.
- - - ...like being a...stripper! Yes.
- - - I'm sure the ladies will love ya.
- - - I pinky promise you'll get lots of tips.
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Post by damon on Jul 1, 2011 22:07:38 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» But it's not legal. That's the main problem» A STRIPPER!?» ........ » That may work. I'm flexible and I have an amazing body.... » Wow, you actually thought of something useful. This is a big day for you
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Post by aphrodite on Jul 2, 2011 3:52:26 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Pft. I don't give two shits about authority.
- - - We've done a load of illegal crap.
- - - Like underage drinking or getting high.
- - - Be a stripper.
- - - I'll be sure to visit you.
- - - I'm pretty sure all those pretty girl and boys will be hitting on you.
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Post by damon on Jul 2, 2011 16:35:07 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Crack, weed, acid... Maybe that's just my list» Maybe I should try meth. Meth sounds good» My sister's coming to visit me at work? » Should I be happy or extremely creeped out? » EWWWWW! Boys D:
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Post by aphrodite on Jul 2, 2011 21:24:16 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Meth is eh. Never doing that again.
- - - Couldn't fall asleep for three days straight.
- - - Be glad that I'm not abandoning you.
- - - I'll come play Superman when some guy hits on you.
- - - And wants to get you in the ass.
- - - You're welcome
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Post by damon on Jul 3, 2011 3:04:50 GMT
d^a^emon,is currently searching for his sister, listening to Now or Never by Threes Day Grace- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -» Oh, really?! That's such a disapointment!» I might as well stay on acid» Yay! You're such a good sister! 8D» Not to break the sister-brotherhood bonding moment, but wouldn't it be superWOMAN? » Unless this is Riley who is sick enough to have surgery to look exactally like our sister. » If it is, stay away from me. Something's wrong with you
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Post by aphrodite on Jul 5, 2011 17:26:49 GMT
- - - - angelwings&nastythings [/font] is online and typing...
Is listening to: Anberlin
Currently: Wants some ice cream. [/center]
- - - Oh.
- - - I'm superwoman then.
- - - I'm mean I have all the female parts that are needed for a woman.
- - - and I swear this is not Riley
- - - Cause that would be creepy..
- - - Really..creepy..
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