Post by elijah on Oct 1, 2011 5:43:43 GMT
ELIJAH ALLEN SABRER !?
'all i've wanted to do is be more like me'
'all i've wanted to do is be more like me'
hey there! so, tell us all about you... let's start off with the basics. what do we need to know?
"Okay, why are you interviewing me? Why don't you ask the rest of my glorious Sabrer family since they're so fucking special? *sigh* Let's just make this quick since I don't want to be here and I'm sure you have better things to do than ask the 'bitter disappointment' questions. Where do I start? Name? Didn't you already know before you- oh nevermind. My name is Elijah Allen Sabrer. I'm a twenty one year old, if you couldn't tell. I have to say I'm extremely neutral considering my bias on humans. That's right, you guessed it. A big bad Sabrer turns out through the curse o genes to be human. Absolutely no firetaming abilities. I know, forever shunned. You still want to interview me? I give you full permission to leave... you're still not? Wow, you've got determination. Whoo for you. "
so, a little birdy told me that you're pretty gorgeous... describe yourself.
"What, are you trying to gain brownie points? My trust? My approval? If you are, that's not theway to do it. Really, birdy?Way to be original. Since you asked, I can descibe myself to look a lot like Sean O'Pry. You know, with the insanely crazy brown hair and blue eyes. Light eyes. People tell me they're gray. Go figure. My most defining features is my facial features. Very crisp and 'manly' for someone my age. It's why it was so easy to sneak underage drinking. Since I look of age. Think of that you want, I don't give a shit. You want more?! There's not much I can say. Uh, I'm pretty muscular (yah, just put that as extremely) and tall. How tall? How am I suppose to know?! I don't go out with a measurng stick to see how tall I am. Sure, when I was... eight. I've gorwn since then. Don't even think about weight because you're going to be getting the same answer from me. If you really want details, how about getting off of your lazy ass and interviewing me in person. Remember YOU insisted on this. YOU deal with it."
i'm sure that your personality is something else completely, tell me all about your self, can't wait to hear it!
"You're just the big cheerful person, aren't you? Look, you've already seen I'm a bit of an ass. I know I am. I also don't care. Plain and simple. Now don't be all shocke about my likes because whenever I tell others, they open their mouths like fish or something. I like music, parties, blasting the bass in my car, alcohol, chicks, night, sciences (what? It's easy to understand and chemistry you blow things up. Biology you take things apart. Yes), doctors, good fights, respect, hair, owls (don't ask.. they're just really fucking badass), trucks, and climbing everything. Whoa, don't look at me like I was speaking another language! Makes me kind of sound like I'm adventurous, laid back partier, huh? Maybe I'll change your mind. The moment we've all been waiting for. I truely dislike disappointments, fire, firetamers, bullies, Enlgish (the class, subject, whatever), smart cars, humans for exsisting, lack of intelligance, smoking, parents, when authority figures don't look for the little guy, favorites, jocks, golden children, blinding sunlight, the fact I'm so bitter, and dirty socks. You know, I feel like I as going to have more than that, but it's al thats on my mind. If you coldn't tell just from that, I'm not a dark person. I'm justangry. The healthy way- er, mental health- for me to take out that anger is to party hard. No fights, no crazy criminal acts, nothing of the sort. Okay, moving onto more of your stupid required details. According to everyone else, I have no strengths, but I'l tell you them anyway. I'm pretty good at not caring, being blunt- if you consider that a strength cause I do- kind heart (if you aww, I might leave right now), pretty independent, intelligance, and strength. Now my many weaknesses my famiily is so quick to point out. I'm human, I'm a partier, I'm not all that kind, uh, I'm defensive, quick tempered (mostly with my family. I'll explain my relationshiop in a bit), impatient, and my parents tel me I'm untrustworthy, inconsistent, lazy, stupid, illiterate, and overall a bitter disappointment. What my parents tell me is only based on what they see. I'm prety mean to them. Whatever. It's a two way thing. Forexaple, they really sneer at my fearsof fire, contiuning to always feel alone, and closed in spaces where I feel like I could never escape. Yeah. Ihave the smallest room in the house for a reason. Yes, I sleep in the living room. The desires I have are really things I desperately want. I don't thinkI could acheieve any of them. Being a firetamer, recieving approval, and becoming a doctor are out of my reach. And yeah, they are my big secrets too. Whoop.
Relations with others. Despite my kind loving nature, people don't enjoy my company (that was said with sarcasm if you couldn't tell) I'm not as bad with others I guess. Mostly I party just for the fun of drinking, dancing, and watching. I'm in my best moods though. Got a lot of party buds. Surprisingly, I have had a few girlfriends. Pretty sure they were tired of my complaining. Can't say I blam them for that. I an be a bitch when I want to. Few one night stands but honestly, they didn't mean much. Not that they do anyway, bu I don't crave for sex like the rest of society. Just a thing of 'sure, why not?' Now I'll be breif with the nest part, as important as it may be. My family. e generally hate each other. Adults. I differ with my cousins, depending on which one it is. Basically I try to make life as miserable or them as possible. Now that I'm twenty-one, it doesn't matter much anymor. It has put a better hold on our relation though. Whatever. Ipretend tonot care. Don't. Care. "
i would love to hear about your past, i'm sure it's oh so interesting...
"This better be the last qestion. The past of ElijahSabrer. My parents were in the arranged marriage deal, firetamer and firetamer. The nmost pwerful in their generation. Almost Ellis status. They like each otheralright. Get along. My sister and I supposably were the greatest bondingmoment of their lives. I came first and only a year later came my sister, Sabrina. The little bitch from the start. However, I was kind of as well. I grew up as the male version of her in the very beginning. Yeah, don't worry, I'm getting to explaining everything. Hang on tight. I know, feels like a cheesy line, but give me a break, I'm about to tell a stupid ass story.
I was growing to a completely different person. Probably one of those asshole arrogant jocks. Just a guess of course. Would have been betterthan whom I've become. When I was little, I showed better athletics and smarts than the rest of the kids. Every parent-teacher conferense, my parents were happy and proud. During games, I was the first picked out of the line. I was the kid the techers would end up giggling at, the boy the girls wanted to give kisses to, and marry with a ring pop. This list could go onand on if I wanted itto. Basically understand that I was a cool kid. Seriously. My parents expected me to be the strongest firetamer to the generatins. Ah, hell, they probably thought I'd exeed all in the history the way I was a small allick perfect child. In middle school and the beginning of high school - my freshman and first alf of my sophomore year- I was not only the rising star in football, but I was also awardedfor my exceeding academics in science. I was in advance for g'ds sake! My dreams of a doctor developed during biology discesting a cat. I was perfect.
My firetaming abilites coming late was he only flaw they coul dfind. It wasn't something to worry about until my younger sister developed her fire. However, the rest of my cousins were clearly showing fire through their fingers. They're blood was warm from the fire element flowing through it. After a while, my parents had me tested through supernatural specialists (who were supernaturals themselves) to see if that same fire was present in my veins. The results were negative. I was human. The whole god damn world ended when I wasa sixteen year old human, son of two important Sabrer firetamers. These was only two years left in my household, but wow did I make it hell for them. We made hell for each other. I no longer worked hard in thesports. NOr inclass. I was pretty okay in literature but then after I stopped, I was lucky I didn't fail. Sciences went regular as I went out of advances. With science, I still listened and comprehnd for tests. Just no homework. Parties, girls, MIPs, parents, fights, everything in between. As soon as I was eighteen, I planned to just run and leave. The problems all the Sabrers are here. Even though they probably wish I could leave, I'm not going to. w ouldn't leave my cousins like that. I"m not one of those bastards who run away. I refuse to be. I"m staying in Manuka if it kills me "
who is the amazing mastermind behind the likes of you?
"It's Emily. I play Damon Ellis, Cierra LaBeau, Becca Carpenter, Chandler Way, Iain Wilkins, Savannah Miller, and Remy McElhanley. Wish me luck with all these characters <3333"mah