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[OH MY, YOU GOSSIP.]

BLOG #5

thegossipbitch

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To my dear followers,

Even a gossip queen like me has to go on a vacation sometimes, which gives you some air to breathe and me some time to hibernate and recover from all your dirty secrets. But rest assured my darlings, tanned and all, I am back in business to give you all the truth served a flaming hot platter, and damn, it is good once again. You guys never fail to bore me, no matter how hard you try to be all good and decent, don't fool yourself, because you sure as hell ain't fooling me. And you guys are making this way too easy for me, really, your secrets are so out in the open that it is too hard for me to resist and abuse the powers I possess. Call me pitiful or pathetic all you want, but we all know who are the monsters here, and it sure as hell ain't me.

murderonthedancefloor

I would like to get a moment of silence for the Sabrer family who got brutally murdered by some sort explosion. Well at least they went out with a bang, so we can say. Everybody knew they were the far more insignificant firetamer family next to the Ellis family, which leaves us the question for anybody to wonder, did they have a motive? And if not them, who did? I personally don't see the Ellis family doing something blatantly like that, it lacked their personal style and it was far too useless for anything. No, I think some sort of hunter with a crappy style seemed to think that blowing everybody to pieces was the most classy and hotshot way to go. Clearly this is the style of Remy McElhaney, who also targets the Ellis family and sloppily murdered Riley Ellis, only to not do his task right because the boy has returned as a demon. Oops. And of course a tall and scrawny hunter like that boy could not do a work like this alone, but the real question is, who helped him? I'd take a wild guess and ask Willa Haynes. There you go my loves, the culprits, for you all on a platter. Now go get them, while I go get popcorn. And another moment of silence to pay our respect to poor, orphan Elijah Sabrer, who has even less significant meaning without his family. Boo-hoo.

gameonbitches

And because of what is mentioned above, I can finally say something interesting is about to happen here in Manuka. The war has started y'all, now pick your sides or die trying. Having allies is always better than having no alliance at all, since being a target for both sides is not something that sounds completely desirable to me. So don't be a moron and quickly make a choice, because sides are forming and the longer you wait, the more difficult it gets. Not that things aren't difficult already for Destin Vitale who as leader of the dark side has to face off against someone who is over 2000 years older than him, original angel Zoe Bond. What are you thinking Destin dear, getting a bit panicked already? And because things will never be handed to you on a platter, so to make it even more difficult, I have been hearing whispers about buccaneers on the dark side, forming an entirely new force that only has to be feared. This might turn out to be more difficult for you to win after all, Zoe. Because we all know that when Gideon Osbourne himself gets involved, this can only mean trouble, and then you haven't even seen his back-up yet. Brace yourself, my dears, the time to prove yourselves has arrived, so stand up and fight, or flee as fast as you can like the pathetic little cowards you are. The choice is yours.

parseltongue

And since you all have been so boring lately, I have decided to put up a new 'wanted section' for the ultimate bad ass, or the biggest goody-two-shoes who manages to make me puke. Today in the spotlights? Let me present to you, mister Louis Facilier, also know as 'the Shadowman'. Don't let those handsome looks deceive you, because whether you are a stunning woman or gay, this man is stone-cold when it comes to feelings and only has one goal; killing Aralenne Rider, his life long nemesis.. If only she knew he existed. A hybrid of sorts, he has been known to be a notorious magician who can get anybody to sell their soul to him. Maybe it is a way for him to get revenge on his own ruined life, but nevertheless, it makes you a really really bad boy, Dr. Facilier. I like that about you. Now if only you would get it into you thick skull that normal people like us can't kill fallen angels, even if you're a hybrid of warlock and immortal, then you'd be even better and just be able to live your life and actually live, since you don't stand a chance against Aralenne, especially not if she has sided with Mr. Big Bad Gideon Osbourne himself. Just an advice from me to you honey, since your voodoo tricks are the bees' knees. Isn't that what they say right down there in Louisiana where you come from? Saddle up y'all, because this guy is a true stunner!

spottedandbusted

• Gideon Osbourne having a reunion with a blast from his past, Michaela Dei, in such a way that I actually saw him smiling. What is this, an ancient demon with a weak spot?
  
• A dark shadow turned good for the sake of the war? I know Zoe Bond trusts her, but can you all be so sure about that? I am pretty sure the lightsiders will be very divided about the arrival of this one.
  
• Ryanna Coliste meeting Gideon Osbourne in his Luxor hotel. I can tell you, whenever those two start planning, nothing good can come from it. Watch your backs my darlings, daggers might follow.
  
• It seems that Cyrus and Dorian Reed have came to target a rather powerful business that has the reputation not to be messed with. Be careful boys, mess with the bull and you get the horns.
  
• Ruben Carraway and Annette Mason on their way to the hospital. Finally excepting your faith, daddy Ruben? How does Thessily Ingram. y'know, the lady you keep making those goo-goo eyes at, feel about that hmm? Ooooh, that's right. She doesn't know, oops.
  
• Theon Alistair having a run-in with his old "friend" Destin Vitale, who sure seems surprised to not be welcomed with open arms. What had you expect moron, flowers and a 'thank you for making me fall'-note?
  
• David Mercier being kidnapped and nobody coming to his rescue to make him quit being a vampie-toy. Poor hunter baby, is it that nobody cares enough to save you, or is it plainly that you don't want to be saved?
  
• Luka Lahey carrying home a very drunk Antala Adrastos. What is this my eye sees, a walk wandering off the path of decency? I wonder how mommy Adrastos feels about that. I know everything honey, even if I'm not spilling it.. yet.
  
• Vincent Hughes and Daphne Astor, the true example of being creepy alone, even creepier together. But then again, they do say birds of a feather flock together. I'd just be careful to pass dark alleys at night.
  
• I mean, we don't want to end up like Elijah Sabrer who fell for the stupid trap that Ryanna Coliste set up for him. And now with your family gone, who will be there to save you, huh?
  
• Mackenzie Myers and Wyatt Montgomery being heroes on duty as they go in and save pack-member Harper Way and fellow inmate Thomas Everdeen from a very tragic and painful faith. I am merely surprised that they managed to quit bickering long enough to get those two out of there, but kudos to you guys, you get the +1 brownie point from me.
  

I don't know about you, but I am feeling pretty excited about the dark clouds that start to form above Manuka in anticipation for the official start of the war. I know it's been lurking around the corner for a while, but to see you guys fighting and trying to stab each other in the back even more now that your silly lives depend on it, fulfills me with inexplicable joy. Because we all know you would kill whoever else just to save yourself, because that is what selfish cunts you are. Just look in the mirror, babies and see what I see. And trust me, it is not very pretty. But do as you please, go and get your guns and defend everything that you claim you love, even if you love nothing and nobody more than yourself, or pack your bags and leave now, because these clouds are not leaving and I am expecting some pretty heavy thunder very damn soon.

drama, they say they hate it, but they create it,

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