SHERIDAN, ashley xavier

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ASHLEY XAVIER SHERIDAN
'what do i stand for? most nights i don't know''

HEY THERE! SO, TELL US ABOUT YOU ... LET'S START OFF WITH THE BASICS. WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW?

"The name is Cappy. It's not my real name, but just calling me that makes life hella a lot easier. If you call me Ashley then the world stops spinning on its axis and we all die. Doesn't sound fun, does it? Aha, right. Gotcha. I'm twenty two. As legal as legal gets. Which isn't very legal, I s'ppose. I'm also a heterosexual. So I'm straight. I hate saying that long word. It sounds so technical. So, all in all that means I'm a guy. I'm a warlock. Very manly ** I know. I'm pretty neutral regarding the war. I don't pay attention to it. It's about as irrelevant as Kevin Jonas was in the Jonas Brothers. Oh right, and my full name is Ashley Xavier Sheridan. It's still Cappy though, alright hun?"

SO, A LITTLE BIRDY TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE GORGEOUS. DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

"I'm pretty sure that little birdy is you. I've seen the way you're been eyeing me. *bites lip and bursts out laughing* I'm only kidding, but thank you. I'm still convinced it's you and if it is then you're pretty easy on the eyes yourself, hun. My family is from Europe so I think I get my looks from them and my height. Holy shit, my family are like pine trees. Tall and skinny as hell. I'm 6'4" I think. My weight is irrelevant in this discussion because I honestly don't know it. What I do know is that I'm scrawny, so that is the only thing I can say to back myself up. No muscles on these bad boys *pats arms*. I have curly brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. I have to say I'm pretty attractive. I have seen ugly, my friend and that's not me. My friends say I look like Matthew Hitt and the dude is nice looking so it just proves me right. I don't have any scars I know of at the moment and no tattoos. I keep my body fresh *wiggles eyebrows*. Okay, lame joke. My person style is basically wacky shirts I find anywhere, capris, and any shoes that are in my price range. If it's more than forty bucks then I'm out. Not wasting my lazily earned money on shit like that."

I'M SURE YOUR PERSONALITY IS SOMETHING ELSE COMPLETELY. TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF, WE WANT TO KNOW YOU BETTER!

"I am something else, why thank you. I try to keep life interesting by keeping a smile on my face. If I had to describe myself in three words I would have to say goofy, charismatic, and virtuoso. I love music with a burning passion. I play the guitar and the piano. I like to write songs in my free time. I'm always listening to music. I just love it. I love how if you really are into the lyrics of a song you get goosebumps all over your body. That is just top shit right there. I could go on for hours about music. Oh and literature. I love everything about it. I think the longest book I've ever read has to be the Divine Comedy. I want to be an English teacher.

I love just about everything about literature. It's like porn to a teenage boy to me. Yeah, that bad. Other things I enjoy are going to the movies. That's really fun. I like to be out and about. I can't stay in the house for a long period of times. I'm a social butterfly, but manly. Because butterflies are dainty and I'm not. Okay, I am dainty, but still. I like slow music, with good beats. Uh, I like pranks. Even when they're a bit out of hand. I once got community service for throwing eggs at someone's car on Halloween. It was my ex-girlfriend and I thought it would be funny. Apparently not *laughs* the dumb slut didn't think it was too comical. Her face is comical. That's what.

Like I said before, I hate being inside the house for too long. It's like I'm in an asylum. Not for me. Just no. I don't like fish. That has nothing to do with anything, but it's something I hate so *shrugs*. Suck my dick. Not literally, I mean. I'd be flattered, but no. At least buy mea drink first. Or I buy you the drink. I don't know. I don't like overly serious people. Life is the longest thing you'll experience, so enjoy it. Hah, bet you thought I would say 'life is short' or 'yolo'. I threw a curveball at 'ya. It's because I'm cool. *sighs* I don't even know how I get laid. Not the point. I don't like people who think they're better than me. Even though I kind of talk down to a lot of people. Nevermind, scratch that. Biggest flaw of mine is being a hypocrite.

Anything else I need to add? My three biggest strengths are my humor, I'm a big schmoozer, and I'm pretty good with magic. When I'm just sitting there I'm either writing songs or practicing shit. Oh and I guess my music abilities are pretty good too. I don't like bragging about that though. Erm, my three biggest weaknesses are probably any sweet girl. I'm a sucker for girls. I'm a flirt, what can I say? I can't help it. Another weakness is junk food. If my metabolism wasn't as fast as it is I would be morbidly obese. Just, I don't even want to think about it. Lastly, I'm a huge procrastinator. I never get shit done unless I'm really motivated. I can never keep a stable job because of it.

I don't have like crazy habits, but I bite my nails whenever I'm nervous and I sing under my breath. I used to get in trouble a lot in school for that during tests. It's just a calming thing. I don't really fear anything besides death really and bugs. I just can't with those things. I try my best not to act like a little prissy bitch whenever I see one. Sometimes I just can't help it. I will jump on fucking counters and people to get away from that shit. Ugh. Anywho. I can't really think of a really big, juicy secret I have. I accidentally ran over a cat once and just kept on driving because I felt bad.

I promise I'm not all that interesting. A desire. Already said it. I want to be an English teacher. I'm great to people, also said before. I hate repeating myself. It pisses me off. I don't get mad easily. I guess I can add that. You'll have to physically hit me to make me pissed off. I doubt you would hit a pretty face like this though, so. It's all good in the 'hood. Um, considering I only have my mom then yeah I guess I get on great with my family. She's the only one around really. She's not religious, so neither am I. War topic already covered and yeah.

I really don't take life too seriously at the moment. I'm still young and trying to figure out who I am still. I kind of was confused all through high school. I'm pretty stable with myself, just still working on it. Trying to start a career and all that boring adult nonsense. Makes me yawn. Weird to think I'll one day have to sober up and settle down and have little kiddies running around my feet. I can't imagine little Cappy's running around. That'd be hell on Earth. "

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR HISTORY ... I'M SURE IT WILL BE INTRUIGING!

"Well, my family is Welsh. My mom wasn't born there, so sadly so sexy accent for us. This is where you cue the sad violin music. I was born in Manuka. Nothing exciting. Grew up with my best friend, Chett. Been inseparable since preschool. I don't know why we put up with each other. We're both a mess. I had the basic life, minus being a warlock. Only interesting thing about my life was that my dad was a heroin addict, so he's been in rehab for quite some time. I remember growing up feeling scared for him. He had a nice life before he turned to drugs.

My mom kicked him out because he was a bad influence and blah blah. I haven't seen him since I was twelve. He's been in and out of rehab for years. The guy gets my mom to pay for the shit too. I do love him, he's my dad, but he's selfish. I can't wait for the day he is officially sober. He's practically brain dead now. I'm surprised he's not actually dead. Discussing my dad is probably the only thing I can talk about seriously. He didn't ruin my life, but he didn't make it pleasant either. I was known as the kid with the dope head dad. Not exactly something you like to hear growing up.

Besides my dad honestly my life was pretty normal. After my awkward stages I became pretty popular in high school. I was the captain of the lacrosse team all high school. Hence my nickname. I kind of let it stick to me. Everyone called me Cappy, even the teachers. My mom is the only one who still calls me Ash. She's the only one who can. When she yells out my whole name I know I'm fucked. I visit my mom a lot because she's getting pretty old. She needs help around the house, so I'm helping her out.

I'm not the only child, but I don't consider my other sibling my brother. He's my half brother and he was born a heroin addict too because my dad cheated on my mom without another dope head. She just left the baby with my mom. He did a lot of drugs too and he's in and out of juvie. He was just a very random part of my life that I wish didn't happen. He stays with friends whenever he's not in juvie. As soon as he hits eighteen I know he's going to get arrested. That fucker is bad. I can't stand one part of him.

Anyways, the other aspects of my life aren't really interesting. I just grew up around drugs. I don't like to discuss it with many people. Only like two people know. That's my mom and Chett. He's seen the worst of my family along with me. Sometimes I just feel bad my mother. I can see she's been through a lot and she's sad. I try to pop around and cheer her up as much as I can. She's a huge part of my life as well. The woman is very strong. I wish I could be as strong as her someday. There is no way I could handle going through what she did. Okay, not I'm just complimenting my mom like crazy. She's a kickass woman. What else can I say? She raised this beautiful creature right here. What is there to insult? Right. Nothing.

As soon as she's gone though I'll be through. I mean I still have a dad, but he's basically nonexistent to me. I guess I use my humor as a defense toward anything. I mean, I'm no psychologist, but I do notice things wrong with myself. I'm not Jesus. I mean that'd be cool if I was. Off topic. Okay, I'm just rambling now. I just don't like discussing my home life. It's something foreign to everyone and it's going to stay that way. It always has been that way, so. "

AH, AND WHO IS THIS AMAZING MASTERMIND BEHIND THE LIKES OF YOU?

"Circe. I have Trace Lewis, Ryland McKinley, Derek Brensen, Aeria Stuart, Talia Mendez, and Gwen Lennox"

ho, please

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