Post by OH MY, YOU GOSSIP. on Jan 9, 2013 14:01:00 GMT
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EVERYONECANSEE THATMYHEART'SBEATINGFASTER NOW THATIT'SEVERBEEN
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EVERYONECANSEE THATMYHEART'SBEATINGFASTER NOW THATIT'SEVERBEEN
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To my dear followers,
To start off, everyone happy holidays! I hope you have enjoyed them, because ofcourse I'm here to wreck your day. Oh guys, you know how much I love to expose you and all your dirty lies. But since it has been Christmas and even I have a heart (yeah, it's disgusting but true), I might spare the ones who have been nice previous year. Because that's the question right, naughty or nice? Now I must say how I prefer naughty over nice, so what to do next? Maybe I should reward you innocent beings with the fifteen seoncds of fame you dserve. After all, innocence makes me gag. And then again, as any of you even been nice? Oh, please, don't make me laugh. Each and every single one of you has been a sinner the past year, in some way or another, and y'all know it. And I know it too, unfortunately for you.
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Dear, dear Rosabella De Luca, what a mess you are. Honestly, I hate your guts, I mean Damon Ellis is a hot motherfucker and I'm just pissed I didn't think of your ingenious plan earlier: have his baby to tie him to you, I can only give you Kudos for that one. And Damon, honey, since you've been good this year (as much as that surprises me) and you've always been my favorite man in Manuka, here enjoy your fifteen seconds of fame; they're all yours. See it as my Christmas gift to you, the spotlights. But darling, you better keep an eye on your hoe, since rumour has it that a certain ghost named Thomas Everdeen has been looking for your Rosabella. People say they have quite a history together. Did I hear 'love of his life'? Yes I did. So Damon, now that you finally have some worthy competition around town, use your charms, loverboy, or miss De Luca will be gone before you know it. You're welcome (;
ghostofchristmaspresenthey look what a cute kitty
Can we have one moment of silence for our pregnant ladies in these barren days? Not that cold is a real problem in Manuka, but hey, you never know with the preggos. But God, hunters, can someone please kill Annette Mason? Anyone, before I do it. Because seriously, the whole play of being a tormented victim is getting old. Sure, you're in a difficult position, but lemme tell you a secret; it's called a condom. Such a lovely invention, it's there for a fucking reason., bad pun. And what did you expect girl, that the hunters would rejoice because you are bringing a monster into their circle? Throw you a baby shower, offer to babysit and be eaten? For God's sake, Annette, give me a break. By the by, Nikita Redfield, you are a fool for not killing her when you had the chance. Now you have a mentally retarded woman on hormones after your sexy ass. Good luck with that.
And speaking of the "mentally retarded", what the hell is wrong with
Elijah Sabrer, Vaeda Way and Derek Brensen? I mean, c'mon, we're not blind. Elijah, you have loved Vaeda for soooooo long now, it makes me fucking puke, and Vaeda, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but Derek? He's gay, honey. So utterly gay that I am surprised you haven't noticed. So why can't you all get over youselves, stop pretending you have a conflicted heart and do the bloody right thing for once. I mean, you all know where and with who you want to be, and none of you is being with that person right now. I did love the little fistfight of Derek and Elijah, that was pretty manly of you, D. Had to prove yourself to who exactly?
ghostofchristmasfuture
And now, I will take the curtesy of being your psychic of the month, since I get lovely vibrations of more and more drama for the upcoming year. So what do I foresee in all of your futures? Well, to start off with Ryanna Coliste and Westley Taylor are going to kill each other. Duh. I just hoped they hurried the fuck up so we'd be over with it. Guys, stop makking goo-goo eyes at each other and get to the damn business. Next up in line, is Adam Sharpe, lucky you! I'm pretty sure he's going to fuck one of his students (or ex-students, so I've heard) one day or another, no matter what he says. Don't be embarassed Adam, it happens to the greatest among us. I'm just curious how Harper Way's parents will feel about this. I certainly would not complain. I'm guessing Jackson Duvall's future doesn't look so bright, but then again, I don't want to think about that. It'll break my heart to see my most favorite hunter go. And then obviously Marley Reynolds and Cameron Way are going to start dating.. yawn. May the force be with him, and I'll be watching with hawk's eyes to see how long this will last. I'll pray for you Cam, you insane fool. And yes, ofcourse. Hallie Way, dear, brace yourself because it won't be long before the tangled web you've woven will tighten around you. Lies upon lies upon lies, it is bound to go wrong. Why don't you just confess your dirty deeds and be done with it?spottedandbusted
- Thomas Everdeen and Harper Way in a rather 'problematic' situation. Well, Harp, lucky you, you've hit the motherfucking jackpot!
- Weston Patton asking for clothing advice from Antala Adrastos. Not my first pick, but hey mermaid bonding is quite adorable. Blegh. But wait... Whya re you only chosing girls clothing.. Weston, is there anything you'd like to confess? I hope not, that would cause a riot with the women in Manuka. No no no no, don't phunk with my heart.
- Reminy Barlow, tell me girly, what the hell do you want? The last time I checked, you were falling for Cat Holtz, but it seems as if now Noelle Gray is putting a stop to that. Just be careful, those who play with fire usually get burned.
- Becca Carpenter as the ghastly image of her annoying self. Damn, just as I thought we had gotten rid off that one, finally, she decides to come back as a ghost. Speaking of an anticlimax. Well people, better lock your houses, hide your children, Becca's out on the prowl to haunt you.
- Devin Halloway making the first steps in social communication with the world around him. But seriously sweetheart, do you really think you made the right choice? We all think you're cute, but Thomas Everdeen is a jerk, and Lenore Bailey.. well don't get me started on that one. Have you seen that creepy raven of hers?
- awe it seems as if Nikki Carter and Quinn Ellis are making up. Now, normally I don't cheer for loveydovey couples, they actually make me puke, but these two.. well they're cute. Damn.
- Ryanna Coliste and Gideon Osbourne, having a drink in some bar, practically stripping each other with those eyes. And yet they don't do it. Jesus, just have sex already, you want it.
Well guys, that was it for this year. I hope you all are happy with my generous gifts and if not, well fuck you ugly cunts. Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns. Now that y'all have made it through the New Year's Eve, that have certainly been quite something, write your resolutions (I think of more than a few for each and every single one of you) and for those of who have been visited by the ghosts of christmas, well I can't say I'm surprised. Now, it's time to say 'adieu' and allow you to ponder on the devine blog that is mine. A belayed Merr Christmas, a happy 2013 and a lot of 'hoe hoe hoe's. And now don't you ever forget:drama, they say they hate it, but they create it,
, bad pun. And what did you expect girl, that the hunters would rejoice because you are bringing a monster into their circle? Throw you a baby shower, offer to babysit and be eaten? For God's sake, Annette, give me a break. By the by, Nikita Redfield, you are a fool for not killing her when you had the chance. Now you have a mentally retarded woman on hormones after your sexy ass. Good luck with that.
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