Post by OH MY, YOU GOSSIP. on Jul 17, 2012 7:57:26 GMT
OH MY, YOU GOSSIP!
[/i][/i][/font]The hunters have been always there, as long as I can remember. They were sturdy, tough and the real protection of mankind against the big bad supernatural creatures that were there to haunt, hurt and kill them. I put all my faith in them, and I trusted them for protecting me. But lately, it seemed like a little plague has been taking over our precious hunters in this difficult times. No wonders that the radicals took over and do not even fucking confide in our lovely fighters. No, because who knows what would happen then? Love, that is the plague that has infected our hunters, or should I say lust? It started off with one, but now more and more hunters are falling for the supernatural trap. Jackson Duval, baby, you certainly did not keep them in line properly.
Cason Ellery & Cierra LaBeau
The true 'trendsetters' if that is what we can call them, are actually Cason Ellery and Cierra LaBeau. Earlier already there have been rumours about them hooking up, resulting in a gossip article. This all seemed right. As much as we love studmuffin Cason and as much as we think that Cierra is fairly harmless, guys, this is not the way it was meant to be. Truth is, however, if it had been just you guys, it would've been cute. But you, bitches, have started a fucking disease.
Jude McElhaney & Chandler Way[/font][/i]
Honestly, Jude, we really can't blame you putting your little mittens about mr. Chandler Way, I mean, look at that boy. 2 metres of sexy muscle with a cute teddybear face. Yes, I would certainly tap that. But Chandler baby, why on earth would you betray your family (the powerful, almighty Way family) like that? Do they know you are willing to become a hybrid? I guess not, huh? Lemme tell you this, if I were your family hot stuff, I would certainly eyeball Jude McElhaney for this one. And seriously, dude, why her? 5 foot of a jumpy ball of energy, who is a pretty useless hunter. I don't know what to do with you two, should I cheer, or should I cry? I do know that you were not the last hunter falling for a supernatural.
Westley Taylor & Alix Maikutokis[/font][/i]
Dear, dear Westley Taylor. You are probably the one I (and mr. Duval, I am sure) are most disappointed in. You were the 'hater of all other races', the fear of them all. And now, look at you. Hooked to Alix, whose bitch of a last name I will not spell more than once, a fallen angel. You know, a guardian angel would've been acceptable, they try to protect society, but a fallen? Don't you know they were kicked out of heaven for a fucking reason? Yes? Then why on eart are you still with her? We all think you're a sexy piece of man, Westley, enough fish in the sea.
Annette Mason & EVERYBODY[/i][/font]
And then, last, but certainly not least, the worst of them all. Annette Mason, you dirty little whore. What would your 'daddy' Jackson Duval, godfather of all the hunters, think if he say how much his 'precious little girl' was misbehaving? Because certainly, girl, no man is safe from your vajayjay. Don't you know the purpose of being a hunter is to slaughter supernaturals, not to have sex with them? Unless you are a black widow, then ofcourse it's all legal. But facts are that Xan Astor, one of your various fuckbuddies, is still strolling around on the planet and lately you have been seen p r e t t y cosy with bff Damon Ellis in some sort of bar down street. Don't you know that you can't have your cake and eat it too? Oh, and Annette baby, how would your supposed to be 'lover in denial', the sexy Madoc Butler feel about your bedventures with Ruben Carraway? That dude even has a key to your own fucking apartment. Is this a hint, Annette, should we be expecting more?
SPOTTED[/font]
• Remy McElhaney, stalker alert towards Talia Mendez, the next victim to the supernatural love disease? We hope not.
• Marley Reynolds actually talking to someone without scaring them away. Cameron Way, the hell is wrong with you boy?
• Madoc Butler and Annette Mason getting cosy at the town multiplex. Poor M, does he even know about the sexcapades of his love interest? You can deny it all you want, Madoc baby, but we see the puppy eyes.
• Ruben Carraway flirting it up with Runey Marx. Dude, don't you know; that girl is frigging psycho and dangerous.
• Kentley Austin firing away in the gun's club. Sit down, girl, you're rocking the boat. What is all the aggression for? Don't even try to impress Noah Dallas, honey, that won't work. Trust me.
• Shay Venusi being a bad boy and breaking those hearts. That's what you get when you date a little boy, poor Calan Ellis and his tiny heart, we can just hope he survives, and magic powers the warlock. Make sure you don't get into an accident, the boy's family hates you already.
Whores, whores, whores, they are fucking everywhere. Oh, hah, bad pun. We should keep our eyes on our lovely hunters and make sure that not more of them will be falling for the supernatural trap that we call love. Blegh, love, that's so boring. Jack, one more time I will turn myself to you and beg you this; DO SOMETHING.
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