EMILY'S RANT

[damon]

I'm sorry, I don't care if anyone doesn't even read/comment/something I just need to express alll of thiiissssss. Also I feel bad coming on here all >:[ (even though you all make me in the best mood possible anyways <33333) because its just hard getting myself out of my moods. Plus you'll know why I'm on 15 minutes a night. WARNING THIS HAS HIGH SCHOOL GIRL CADDYNESS WRITTEN ALL THE HELL OVER IT freaking ridiculous I want a team of nothing but men...anyways

So for reasons, the characters in my story/rant are Coach, K, A, and T.

So beginning of the year, coach decided that K and A were going to be captains, T and I were going to be co-captains. In our small little town, it is okay to be devoted to two sports. K and A are BOTH on dance (which is actually 'pom's) team. Originally K was going to make cheer her priority, like doing cheer at state and stuff. However, after she was made captain, she decided she would make dance her priority. Well according to how we sceduled things, K and A weren't going to be at any of the pratices. Plus, the entire summer, T and I went to pratices while A showed up at the end and K didn't show up AT ALL (trust me she was in town) And she was getting really bossy and it was really getting to her head. She was such a nice girl but she got super protective over her title. I said ONCE in a STORY 'my team' and she got all territorial 'YOU'RE TEAM?' seriously... jesus... so with all of this...

Coach decided 'okay four captains.' You see where this is going? K did NOTHING but argue with the rest of us and challenge authority and stuff, pissing Coach off. We were having such a great time this summer but K came back and everything went to hell. Plus K and I kinda butt heads quite a bit. That week was awful. So Coach said NO MORE CAPTAINS! So she has been trying to decide the last two weeks. Until then, whenever K is at pratice and not dance, she has SOMETHING TO SAY EVERY SINGLE THING WE DO! We have 10 new girls and they are all just learning. Like 'merp wtf is this?' and K is treating them like we're about to go to state in a week. And as a flyer- it's all mental. So when K is bagging on every new flyer, they are scared to go up and get yelled at again. I mean, it's awful. I can't tell coach cause I feel like I complain a lot... plus it looks like me going 'meh, she's not good enough' when I'm in line for captain. Just makes me look bad. So instead I glare at the back of her head and let her talk. Cause theres not much else I really can do.

I think K is out because she's too...bossy and has made Coach pretty upset too. But nothing is officially decided (in the game plan, she only put K in one leading spot on one quarter. The rest of us have 4) A is a good leader when she's with someone but she can be very very very very caddy (picture the pretty curly blonde with the cute car and pink everything.... shes a good friend of mine but man with her enemies...) and very authoritive and in charge. T is my vote for captain because she is adorable, a great leader, and pretty much everyone LOVES her. The only issue is her leg sometimes pulls and she can go in. And you know, I'd like it, but I'm not going to cut-throat anyone like K and A are. T and I could care less as long as the team is taken care of.

SO YES DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THIS?! -.- Okay. I'm done.

[ALLY]

so this is pretty much what i thought would get you to smile. maybe, i dunno, but this is what i would do...
go up to her when she's being her bitchy, bossy self and instead of being like

you could always just be like:



and if she keeps at it, just say:

and if she's still a big ole cunt, just be like:



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then just look at your coach and all the other people on the team and go:


and walk away like you a gangsta all


and if this bitch keeps it up, im gunna fly up there and go to practice all

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[DEREK JEREMY BRENSEN]

BETTER TELL THOSE BITCHES TO BACK UP AND LET EMILY RUN THE SHOW. ILL FLY OVER WITH ALLY AND WE'LL BREAK SOME SKULLS FOR YOU. They just sound irritating. Ew. I'm pretty sure they'll get what they deserve for being lazy and bossy. KARMA IS SOMETIMES AN AWESOME THING.

[genevieve]

GUUURRRL I BE HOPING ON THIS BOAT AND I WILL GO ALL BETH ON THEM WITH MY SWITCHBLADE. GIRLS ARE STUPID END OF STORY EXCEPT ON HERE BECAUSE WE'RE LIKE UNICORNS. WAIT NO LIKE PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS BECAUSE UNICORNS WERE LEFT OFF THE BOAT FOR A REASON GOSH. BUT ANYYYWAAYYYYYY YEAH JUST PUSH THROUGH LOVE AND IF NEEDED THROUGH SOME PUNCHES!

[FADED]

OK SO I JUST SAW THIS NOW BUT I MEAN



YOU DID NOT JUST MESS WITH MY GIRL





HERE IS MY ADVICE EMILY NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER JUST BE ALL LIKE









AND THEN JUST TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY









AND IF THAT DOESN'T HELP THEN I MEAN